Aliens Have Abducted My Students

Interesting. I am convinced that, during Spring Break, the city of New Braunfels was covertly invaded by extraterrestrials who successfully abducted all middle school-aged children, replacing them with bio-engineered duplicates specifically (and diabolically) designed to DRIVE THEIR TEACHERS NUTS! What happened?! They were so sweet and innocent before they went on Spring Break. I need an aspirin and a weekend . . .